Suspect tries to flee on riding mower
PLANT CITY — As deputies searched a house for stolen property a few miles away, Charles McDaniel decided to run for it.But he fled on what didn’t turn out to be the fastest means of escape — a riding lawn mower.
via Suspect tries to flee on riding mower, Hillsborough deputies say – St. Petersburg Times.
Das ist passiert: “Police here arrested a man who was walking outside his house without pants while carrying a sword and yelling at neighbors Thursday evening.”
Allerdings ist das nicht die ganze Geschichte. Es fehlen Details wie “Officers spent several hours negotiating with the man and at about 10:48 p.m. kicked in the front door while the man was showing his art work through a lower window to other officers”.
Eine praktische Anleitung in nur vier Schritten. Kleine Einschränkung: “Determining a person’s age is simple as long as you know the date and year the person was born and you know the current date and year.”
Und, leider: “Things You’ll Need: Calculator or pencil and paper”.
Tjaaaa, so geht’s: